"If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth."
I'm a beloved wife and a doting mom to two beautiful children. Who the hell am I kidding? I'm barely hanging onto my sanity with what is left of my chewed down fingernails. Oh, and I pretty much would die without my one true love...wine.