If I had a nickle for every time I heard myself say, "Don't hang over the side of the slide, you're going to fall and bust your head open!" Oh I could retire and quit my job a gazillionaire. I'm seriously starting to feel like the mom from A Christmas Story. For some reason I just can't convince this group of four year olds that dangling from the top of this slide isn't a good idea. Oh well, I quit.
I'm a beloved wife and a doting mom to two beautiful children. Who the hell am I kidding? I'm barely hanging onto my sanity with what is left of my chewed down fingernails. Oh, and I pretty much would die without my one true love...wine.